This is unbelievable. This is unreal. What is going on here? First I get a toilet seat stuck around my face and now this little parrot is following me around.
Unseen events like ... the dead coming back to life ... escaping a man-eating ghost ... growing spare fingers ... cheating the fate that awaits you ... from the one and only Paul Jennings.
Write something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview.